dear karrie

my naive and wide-eyed friend karrie crouse has a lot of questions. her fascination with the world we live in and the tough decisions we are faced with every day, is nothing short of adorable. unfortunately, she has a lot to learn. and that's where i come in, in a little feature i call "dear karrie". every so often, i'll get an e-mail from karrie with a particular question and i've decided to post them on here, along with my answer. so here we go;

chad-

I am utterly disgusted by the sound of a creature with an exo-skeleton (IE a Crab) walking along?


dear karrie,

in the future, please proofread all e-mails to confirm that they contain an actual real question. typing out sentences on a whim and topping them with a frivolous question mark is the height of nonsense. quite frankly, i am far too busy blogging to entertain such mistakes. thank you.

p.s. please make your next question be about filthy sex.