pope benedict xvi

if this guy doesn't look like a villian in some straight to video pope thriller, then i'm captain crunch. joseph ratzinger was elected pope today and based on these descriptions-

"a hard-line guardian of conservative doctrine"

"Ratzinger served John Paul II since 1981 as head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith. In that position, he has disciplined church dissidents and upheld church policy against attempts by liberals for reforms."

he wouldn't have been my choice. i was hoping for one of the latin american cardinals, but i'm not catholic so i don't really care.

hey, what if john ratzenberger was pope. now that would be something.